You know those sauce's that state they're mild and then when you taste them they're hotter than the original stated 'hot' sauce? It's me, I'm the sauce [F]
34[f] teacher, mom, wife. All I want is for someone to reach around me in the morning, tell me I'm sexy, and slap my ass hard enough to make me want to jump right back into bed with them. That's not too much to ask, right?