On my way back from work a blonde woman came up to me and excitedly offered me a free mask, and I accepted. Big mistake. Now, I can only move my eyes as she makes me do weird erotic dances with her. She keeps talking about how I'm her "new girlfriend"
[OC] From beautiful to brainless: While facetiming you caught her off guard with a new program and completely drained her brain, leaving her a mindless doll for anybody to play with.